Monday
Well yesterday Simon managed to get me in trouble. He's so jealous that I'm getting extra food and car rides. He told me he saw a mountain lion in the neighbor's yard and it was going to pounce on our mom. I ran over there to scare it away with my mean face and growl. Boy did he run. The problem was that by the time Mom got there I had scared him so bad he was out of sight and she never saw him. So now she thinks I just ran into the neighbors yard and Simon just kept smilin. He never once said he saw it too. geez my mom needs to remember I'm a sick boy. I can't take the stress of being yelled at, especially when I'm trying to save her from a mountain lion.
Oscar